Trick or Treat? Sorry Son, Only Tricks Here

So I had this awesome fantasy of driving the kids over to her neighborhood last night and then ringing her doorbell with my kids at her door yelling, "Trick or treat!" She would come to the door all smiles and start passing out the candy and asking my kids who they were dressed as, and then slowly look up at me and realize who we were. Then I'd say loudly, "Sorry kids, unfortunately there are only tricks at this house!" I'd get to peep into their house to see where they walked hand in hand towards the bedroom. Is it decorated nicely? Is it modern? Plain? She dresses horribly, so surely it can't be great.

Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!